Joke 1.
A boy asks his dad:  'How old is the cat?'
The father replies:   'Two years old.'
The boy asks:   'And how old am I?'
The father replies:   'Five years old.'
The boy asks:  'So how come the cat has a moustache and I don't?

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Joke 2.
Boy:  'Dad!  Dad!  The teacher asked a question and I was the only one who put up their hand.'

Dad:  'And what did she want to know?'

Boy:   'Who had not done their homework.'

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Joke 3.
What did the sugar say to the milk?
I'll see you in the café. 
( In Spanish, the word café means both 'coffee' and 'café.')

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Joke 4.
What did the moon say to the sun?

You're so big, and still they won't let you go out at night.

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Joke 5.
Little Red Riding Hood married the blue prince, and they had a purple son..

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Joke 6.
Why was the maths book not feeling well?
Because it had lots of problems.

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Joke 7.
How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?
Because your nose is touching the ceiling.

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Joke 8.
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because there was nothing to steal from the poor.

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Joke 9
Boy: - Can you swim?
Girl:- Yes.
Boy:-  And where did you learn?
Girl:-  In the water.

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Joke 10
Old man:- How old do you think I am?
Boy:-  I don't know.  I can only count up to 100.

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